=JHF= Joab™
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One is too many, a thousand not enough
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Post by =JHF= Joab™ on May 30, 2004 7:29:36 GMT -5
Confucius say... Man who stands on the toliet is said to be high on pot.
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Post by =JHF= -gHoTi™ on May 30, 2004 12:53:10 GMT -5
Confucius say....Don't try ti kill mosquito with cannon
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Post by CertainDeath on May 30, 2004 16:31:03 GMT -5
Confusius say... do not remove a fly from your friend's forhead with a hatchet ;D
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Post by =JHF= OBMer™ on May 30, 2004 20:27:53 GMT -5
Confucius say.....Shoot your enemy before they shoot you!
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=JHF= HaveSocks
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Never go against a Scicilian when death is on the line HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by =JHF= HaveSocks on May 30, 2004 20:32:17 GMT -5
Confucius say "Fish are good targets, even better bashing targets."
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Post by =JHF= Stretch© on May 30, 2004 21:13:48 GMT -5
Confucious say, "Man who fart in church, sit in own pew." Confucious say, "Man who run behind car, get exhausted. Confucious say, "If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
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Post by =JHF= -gHoTi™ on May 31, 2004 3:09:39 GMT -5
Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants! Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion. Confucius say: He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
Now for REAL confucius sayings... Confucius say: Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Confucius say: Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated Confucius say: It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them.
However, my favorite quote is that from socrates: "I drank what?" -- said to be the last words of socrates, not sure if its true, but its sure funny ;D (google is your friend )
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Post by Falcone on May 31, 2004 8:00:22 GMT -5
Confucius say .....never wipe your bum with a broken bottle...
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Post by =JHF= FLUX on May 31, 2004 20:51:38 GMT -5
Confucius say... Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
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=JHF= HaveSocks
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Never go against a Scicilian when death is on the line HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by =JHF= HaveSocks on Jun 1, 2004 1:27:39 GMT -5
Confucius say... Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger. Confucius say...I'm not sure that qualifies as clean.
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Post by CertainDeath on Jun 1, 2004 4:30:00 GMT -5
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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Post by =JHF= BONE!!!™ on Jun 1, 2004 8:58:51 GMT -5
It's all fun and games until some one gets their eye poked out.......
then it's just games.;D
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=JHF= Joab™
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Post by =JHF= Joab™ on Jun 3, 2004 6:05:58 GMT -5
One more.
ANd, sorry to FF from the start.
Confucius say... Man who smoke cigerettes places his mouth on many butts.
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Post by Falcone on Jun 3, 2004 7:43:10 GMT -5
confucius say.....Never eat yellow snow
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Post by =JHF= OBMer™ on Jun 3, 2004 8:06:04 GMT -5
Confucius say......It will feel much better when it stops hurting. (You don't know how true that is - Words to live by)
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